white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
“What a wack lamb,” I sighed.
“What a fuckin weak-assed lion
|—||Bella mothafuckin’ Swan|
dads + gayby
"I’m slightly concerned about the two assassins hellbent on getting us together," Tony admits over breakfast, and Steve hums. "Should we tell them we’ve been sleeping together since June?"
"Nah," Steve says through a mouthful of cereal. "Oh, hey, they’re coming down the hall, quick."
"Are you going to be looking at me or-"
Tony stops talking as Bucky and Natasha come through the door, and Steve turns away dramatically, staring at the opposite wall.
Tony makes his gaze as mournful as possible as he looks at Steve, who glances over at Tony just in time for Tony to stare in another direction.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Natasha mouth idiots at Bucky, who huffs.
They go into the lounge, and Steve and Tony relax, Steve returning his foot to where it had been stroking up Tony’s ankle before the others had come in.
"We should probably tell them before things get out of hand," Tony says.
Steve munches on his cereal, considering. “One more week.”
"Fine, but you’re paying for any property damage they pull in their next plot."
"Why was I chosen?" Part 1 of ?
So I finally decided to upload this comic in 2 or more parts. This takes place before Lucifer fell and Michael was someone that fledgelings and other angels could confide in.
Stay tuned for Michael’s older brother wisdom!
Testy brunettes chasing Steve 2k14
He runs the exact same way with Bucks omg
this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around
IF U GAVE THORIN OAKENSHIELD A KITTEN HE WOULD LOOK SO CONFUSED BUT HE’D HOLD IT SO GENTLY AND PET ITS HEAD WITH ONE FINGER AND EVENTUALLY SMILE AND SUFFER FROM HIS CHEST SWELLING UP WHENEVER THE SAID KITTEN MEOWED
Has this been done yet?
man how yall gonna contour a nail
so that’s why you liked this post..